Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won Tour De France.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn´t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn´t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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